Let St. Paddy's day begin

[Georgie Villano]

Irish Password Protection

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank of Ireland it was found
that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin

When Paddy was asked why he had such a long password: he replied
''Bejeezus! are yez fookin' stupid? Shore Oi was told me password had
to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital''

Don't ever think you can outwit the Irish!

[rjake]

That's great Georgie, thanks!

[Georgie Villano]

Jake,
Glad to hear from you. Hope all is well.
With St Paddy's day nearing I'm sure a lot more will be showing up.
Cheers

[Georgie Villano]

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father...'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

[rjake]

O'Brian volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have an evening out. At bedtime he
sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to read. One child kept creeping down the stairs, but O'Brian
kept sending him back up.

At 10 o'clock the doorbell rang. It was the next door neighbor, Mrs. Shamus. She asked if her son was there
and O'Brian said no. Just then a little head appeared over the banister and a voice shouted. "I'm here Mom,
but he won't let me go home."

[Georgie Villano]

What Irishman stays out all night?
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